Ron Does Stuff

Okay, the past few days have been pretty busy for me BUT the past day was particularly exciting for reason that will hopefully show up on this blog soon? But let’s get to the business at hand first!

The previous episode saw Horacio and Lexxa sticking around for yet another week after what was admittedly a great lip sync battle. Leexa feels like it’s finally made the other queens see her as a threat and maybe she should calm her tits with that assumption.

The day’s…LolitaMail? LoliMail? arrives and it’s literally spelled out that this week’s Maxi Challenge is going to be a roast and they’re going to be roasting queens from the previous season. The queens set to be roasted are Regina Voce, Gala Varo, Matraka, and previous season winner Cristian Peralta. As the winners of last week’s Maxi Challenge, Unique and Jenary will decide the order of the roast.

But before they decide on that, the queens get some advice from the season 1 queens. And at least from the edit it does look like the season 1 queens truly are giving helpful advice. And from what we see in the edit it looks like we may be getting another Horacio-Lexxa lip sync at the end of the episode.

BUT that could also happen to Jenary because she certainly is enjoying being shady towards the other queens when Gala Varo sat down with them. BUT — that’s two buts — with the Unique-Jenary alliance that looks to be happening, this could just be the episode where Jenary really cements her place on the top. BUT — three buts now — Jenary is being painted as scheme-y because she really is targetting Horacio so maybe this is where she gets a bottom placement but not an elimination? Let’s see what happens!

Jenary and Unique announce the roast order and Horacio is up first and I literally said out loud “They want her gone!” and Horacio knows it too. But she says let’s see who’s laughing in the end, so maybe there’s a twist coming. The rest of the order is Eva, Unique, Jenary, Elektra, and Lexxa at the end and good god Jenary and Unique want these youngsters gone!

Horacio is up first and it does look like this is going to be Jenary’s bottom placement episode because Horacio is funny and reveals that Taiga and Gala Varo used to fuck? What?

And it may be Eva Blunt Jenary is lip syncing against because that roast did not start out strong. It was not cooking at the beginning although it started to simmer near the end but then it sputtered again.

But once again the production has tricked me because this may be a Unique-Jenary bottom placement because Unique sucks and I am fully expecting Jenary’s set to bomb as well. And boy does Jenary’s set bomb my goodness. I had to press the fast forward button at some parts because I felt so uncomfortable.

The runway theme is Night of a Thousand Selenas and I unfortunately do not have enough knowledge of Selena to have an opinion on these outfits. But they looked nice!

The judges critiques go the way you expect them to. Jenary and Unique are definitely the bottom queens and I kinda felt bad for Unique who during the whole process looked close to tears. And she wasn’t even the main proponent of that roast order! And Jenary Bloom at least concedes that Horacio really outdid here in this challenge.

Unique and Jenary lip sync to Techno Cumbia by Selena and I’m sorry the moment Jenary took off that forehead piece it was game over for Unique. No amount of confessionals saying Unique was trying her best is going to convince me she had a fighting chance. This was definitely not a double shantay lip sync.