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Things are getting more exciting as Wee is yet again in a dicey situation. Will San arrive in time to save the day?

When we ended the last episode, Wee managed to find San’s magic stone but unfortunately gets himself stabbed in the process. We know he’s gonna live because he’s one of the leads but how will he get out of this situation?

As it turns out, Chu’s grandpa isn’t so much in league with the bad guys of the show but the family was sent a misleading video to get them out of the house and get Wee stabbed. And wouldn’t you know it San gets a little PTSD as Wee lying bleeding on the ground reminds him of the time when Wad got shot 100 years ago.

Lemme just say that while hospital scenes here in the country get a lot of flack for how unrealistic they are, I wanna point out that this Thai show is doing it just as badly as we do. But at least they have the good sense of not zooming in on what is obviously not the medical procedure to do when one gets stabbed.

We focus instead on hunting whoever it is that stabbed Wee, and for some reason Tao manages to find out their hideout. Okay, I can suspend my disbelief for this! As it turns out, Suchat is in league with the bad guys and also the one who stabbed Wee. I’m guessing this is the final episode he’ll be in? For his treachery, Suchat gets debt relief and 20 million. See, this is why you don’t trust people who insist on leading you down the path of straightness.

San enters the enemy’s hideout wearing sneakers but what’s hilarious is that the sound effects make it seem like he’s wearing leather shoes with heels. Sneakers don’t make a sound like that on a cement floor unless San is literally clomping and stomping on the way in! But anyway, San catches Suchat fraternizing with the enemy and shit’s about to go down!

The reason Tao easily found out where the bad guys were is because they put a GPS tracker — with the letters GPS on it — on the box as well as a bug. And the stone is also a fake! So there was some sense behind Tao bringing the stone to the house in the previous episode because it wasn’t the real one!

The bad guys’ plans are foiled for now, and it looks like this won’t be Suchat’s last episode because he gets to escape along with the main baddie who I thought was the prince from 100 years ago but maybe not because San would have brought that up during his exposition dump. And yes I know the car fell into the water but if there’s no body, never assume the person is dead!

The next day, Tao says he’s found a cop to help find a woman that shares the same birthday as Wee and I roll my eyes because why are we insisting on this straight nonsense, Tao? You should know better! Tao does say that if there really no one else whose birthday matches the same conditions as Wee, San should just man up and learn to love anal.

Which Chu thinks isn’t that hard to make happen because at that very moment, San is beside Wee’s hospital bed acting like a nurse. He even took care of Wee’s excuse and had Chu go and tell his grandma that Wee’s tied up at work. Just suck his cock already! You’ve already had a wet dream about him and everything! And now you’re even hand-feeding him fruits! Come on now!

San also starts making Wee what I assume is medicinal soup or something and spoon-feeding him? Sir, you are down bad for this bisexual please stop. But also don’t stop I am so kilig over this. Put in an IV and stick it in me. Like this man is telling Wee that he’ll cook for him every day. COME. ON. NOW.

While all that wooing is happening, Wee at least has enough of a conscience to feel bad about his attempt to steal the stone, especially after San misinterprets it as Wee fighting off thieves to protect the stone. Wee also doesn’t want to fall for San as he has only indicated he’s straight throughout their interactions, which okay. Not like there’s a bajillion messy homosexuals out there that have tried to turn straight men. As the old adage goes:

And then this show gets a literal scream out of me as they introduce a doctor into the mix. A DOCTOR THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE PRINCE THAT GOT BETWEEN SAN AND WAD 100 YEARS AGO. Is this doctor going to make moves on Wee? I hope so! Also it’s amazing how much a hairstyle can change one’s look because now this guy looks all soft and kind and nice! AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HE AND WEE ARE FRIENDS FROM BEFORE. I AM SCREAMING AND CREAMING.

The possibility that the doctor — Third — could be the prince reincarnated does throw a wrench into the gay machinery because if he is a reincarnation of the prince and they look exactly the same, why would Wad be reincarnated into a different gender and face. Maybe the real reincarnated Wad is out there somewhere.

But I guess that doesn’t really matter to San at the moment, because now Wee is even replacing Wad in his dreams about Wad’s death. And he’s even doing to ugh thing of making Wee avoid Third. At least let Wee suck your dick or something if you’re going to be like that! He even confronts Third in the freaking parking lot and I know this is a red flag but it’s kinda hot? I’m broken and I need therapy.

Back at San’s home, Wee kinda got San backed into a corner when he argues that he shouldn’t stop him from seeing Third because even if Third is the prince reincarnated, San doesn’t think Wee is Wad reincarnated so what’s the problem? And then San flat out says he can’t compete with a guy who Wee thinks is kind and supportive when all that San’s been to Wee so far is mean and rude.

The next day, Wee and Third go on a date to an art exhibition and I think Third may want to get into Wee’s pants? He tells him that he should have been there when Wee got arrested but he’s here now and he’ll never leave Wee. I think I just weed a little.

Outside the art exhibit, San is fuming as he watches them from afar. I gotta admit this whole jealous act is hilarious especially since San is acting all boomer-y. They did a great job of not making this look all red flag-y. San and Wee even have a cute and funny exchange when Wee finally goes home after the date.

San shouldn’t worry about any competition from Third, though, because Wee is clearly into him. San was still still in his mind while at the exhibit, with Wee even taking a dinosaur postcard that reminded him of San with him. BUT he does get a little miffed when he finds out that San has been following him after he spots him in one of the pictures he took during his date with Third.

Wee confronts San about this and San tells Wee that he’s not stupid, he should know that Third is into him. Wee responds by saying so what is it to you if he is? He tells San that he has no right to control him and walks out and clearly if San just admitted that he wants Wee they wouldn’t be having this fight.

The next day, Tao surprises San by telling him that they may have just found Wad’s bloodline and a possible female reincarnation, but the news make San as happy as he thought he would be. And he doesn’t get any happier when he finds out that Wee and Third are out together again as they go to a high school reunion.

San, in a very not cool move, looks for where Wee and Third are and confronts Third. Good thing Third is no pushover and tells San that he’s been into Wee since high school and that he won’t be letting go of him anytime soon. But then San drops a bombshell on Third by telling him that he and Wee are married, which is technically true! And then they almost fight each other and Wee has to intervene and if this happened to me I would feel so much like a girl.

Anyway, just like any rational person would, Wee confronts San about his behavior. Why act all possessive and keep Wee hoping and guessing if San doesn’t want him anyway? AND THEN SAN GOES IN FOR A KISS but fireworks stop the kiss from happening BUT THEN SAN HOLDS WEE’S HAND OMG I’M PISSING MYSELF.