Ron Does Stuff

Wilhelm was definitely having a moment in the previous episode after Simon just couldn’t stop himself from making out with him after they furtively met in the dark. Let’s see if Wilhelm continues his winning streak in this episode!

We open this episode with Simon being a total simp, sniffing Wilhelm’s sweater and everything. If Wilhelm was smug before, if he ever saw this he’d be unbearable. Like I said in the previous post, His balls are huge. His shaft is girthy. He is the king. And then we get a scene of Wilhelm in the shower being smug. Oh he is enjoying this.

The next day, even Alexander’s sulky attitude isn’t enough to bring Wilhelm’s high spirits down, although a text from the royal court about his upcoming speech does succeed. And August gets the same text message, so is this going to be a speech-off?

While Wilhelm is happy about everything that went down, Simon is feeling guilty about all of it. But he does admit that he wanted it and Sara tells him that the heart wants what the heart wants. Nothing you can do about it! Although I do feel like Sara is also talking to herself about August. Simon doesn’t feel any better especially when Marcus texts him asking that he spend the night with him. Marcus is now down to be used for his huge remote control!

Hillerska is getting ready to welcome the royal family and I may be misinterpreting things but I think Sara is totally expecting to be ignored after she dumped August for Felice and her friends. Totally valid expectation on her part and why’d you want to be with August anyway?

During choir rehearsals for the jubilee, we unfortunately get a not so subtle metaphor of what the royal court and the royal family is — a stickler to tradition even to the detriment of its image and its members. Jan-Olof wants the choir to stick to the traditional Hillerska song rather than the one that Simon made and Simon understandably walks out.

Of course, the bad mood bleeds all the way to class with Wilhelm, where Simon refuses a sandwich made for him. Maybe it’s because I’m a fatty but if a cute boy prepared food for me I would be eating it. But now that he knows that Simon is down to being dicked down by his royal dick, Wilhelm isn’t letting the sulking discourage him and he continues to press on until Simon finally tells him what happened.

Unfortunately, it leads to another argument about who has been negatively impacted by the release of the sex video all the way back to episode five of season one. And Simon has a point! If Wilhelm had told him it was August who released the tape he could have gone to the police and reported it! And then he tells Wilhelm that he’s acting like the queen and boy does that hit Wilhelm where it hurts.

Wilhelm tries to reason with his mom but then he learns that August is going to be the one delivering the speech during the jubilee if he doesn’t shape up. If it were me I’d use the speech as an opportunity to expose August for spreading a sex tape featuring minors.

Over with the girls, Sara is not taking the sale of Felice’s horse well. I don’t know how this is going to affect her storyline so I guess we’ll just see what happens!

Meanwhile, Wilhelm is ranting to the school therapist which I think is one of the healthiest things he’s done so far. And I know the queen asked Wilhelm to do this but she may have miscalculated because the therapist is pushing Wilhelm in the opposite direction of what she wants.

Sara, on the other hand, is making the bad decision of heading to August for some comfort because of Felice’s decision. She feels betrayed by Felice but I think she may have forgotten that she kinda sorta betrayed Felice as well with the sleeping with August that she’s been doing.

Over with the Swedish homos, Wilhelm confronts (?) Simon over at his place, telling him that August is next in line after him and that if he doesn’t report August to the police, then Wilhelm can be free of the crown and be with him. So he does intend to abidcate. Interesting! How is this going to play out for the rest of the show?

Over with the heteros who were upseteros the night before, August I think bought Felice’s horse? Or is attempting to do so? I think he really does feel something genuine for Sara but he may be underestimating just how the royal family will react if he approaches them about having Sara as queen. And will he have the balls like Wilhelm to abdicate for true love?

Later in class, Simon and Wilhelm have a heart to heart vieled as a discussion of Karin Boye’s Crisis, where Simon acknowledges that Wilhelm is trapped in a system of morals and values that he may not necessarily agree with and that is being questioned by his very true feelings for Simon.

Now the tension transfers over to Sara and Simon, because at a family gathering later Simon tells their mom that he knows August uploaded the video of him and Wilhelm having sex and now Sara is panicking because this is going to cost her her relationship. But she can’t say it out loud because her brother’s going to know that she knew all along but didn’t tell him. She does tell August about it though so he can make the first move!

Simon tells Wilhelm that he’s still going to report August for what he did and it makes Wilhelm puke. I sure do hope it’s because he’s going to be stuck on the throne and he doesn’t want that anymore! Simon eventually goes to Wilhelm’s room when he doesn’t show up for the rest of the class and after making it clear that he’s reporting August not to hurt Wilhelm, Wilhelm says that he’s not trying to stop him and that he’s just afraid.

And then they hug and what happens when a boy and a boy hug each other and their dicks start rubbing against each other? They start making out. Simon really can’t wean himself off of that royal dick!