Ron Does Stuff

At the end of the last episode, not only did Mark and Tong make out in bed, and possibly quote a Downton Abbey fanfic, Nakan also figured out that the one with the precious fairy vagina Golden Blood isn’t Tonkla but Tong. Let’s see what happens now!

Tong is nursing Mark back to health, and Mark is having trouble adjusting to actually having his senses work again. Even more worrisome for him is having human desires once more, such as the desire to stick it in Tong. But with Tong beside him, with Tong to protect and care for, and with the two of them having admitted their feelings for each other, Mark thinks he can make it work.

Tong, however, thinks it shouldn’t be that easy and that Mark should show him that he’s more than just a bodyguard. Honey, you were sucking each other’s faces the night before. He’s got abs. You’ve both got armpit hair, which the guys from My Love Mix-Up! TH didn’t even have. Why are we acting like prepubescents?

The next day, Tonkla notices that Tong and Mark are still keeping their distance from each other, and we as an audience find out that Tong and Mark did even more the night before, or at least that’s what Mark said. So did they fuck? Or am I misinterpreting? Either way, the distance between the two when they’re in school is so Nakan doesn’t suspect that Tong is the one with the precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. Unfortunately, Nakan already know this about Tong.

Anyways, their assignment of researching about the ways Poseidon has been reinterpreted over the years is totally a set-up for an episode at the beach, because you don’t need to go to a beach to do all that Poseidon research. But if that means hot shirtless men on the beach, who am I to refuse?

But once again, Tong is making things hard for Mark and will only agree to go to an all expense paid trip to the beach if Mark succeeds in bringing all of Tong’s friends along. Without inviting them or bribing them. Mark accomplishes it anyway by arranging for a ~giveaway~ to a Thara-owned resort that Tong’s friends win.

While Mark’s plans of getting some alone time during the day with Tong get thwarted, it’s a different story at night, when it’s Tong who goes out and sits with him at the beach. They have a sweet little conversation because Mark turns the heat up, asking Tong if he wants to test out whether he can resist Tong’s ~bodily fluids~. And while no testing out happens right now, they do rub up on each other a little bit, so there’s that.

But this does happen the next day.

From that point onwards, it’s Tong testing Mark’s limits. Tong makes Mark put sunscreen on his back, he stretches in front of him, and Mark responds by taking off his clothes. Fair! Then they throw Frisbees around, cavort in the water, Mark teachs Tong how to ride him a jet ski.

Later that night, the gang plays a drinking game that ends up getting Mark drunk, something Mark didn’t expect since he thought his being a vampire would stop him from getting drunk. Maybe it’s because of his drunk state that he’s unable to notice that Nakan is also at the resort, and Nakan looks like he has a plan for Tong.

That plan involves exerting psychic control over a literal child, who Nakan uses as a way to wound Tong to see if he does have the precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. Mark’s too late to stop the literal child, and what’s even worse is he finds himself drawn to Tong’s precious fairy vagina Golden Blood now that it’s out in the open. But it’s the memory of the day spent together and his promise that Tong is going to be safe with him that eventually pulls him out of his bloodlust.

While that’s happening, Nakan is making a move on Tonkla, offering him a glass of wine that I’m sure will allow Nakan to control him later on. Of course, the homo honeys are unaware that this is happening, since they’re sharing a kiss on the beach after the intense encounter they had earlier on.