Ron Does Stuff

We didn’t just see GOONING AND BAITING in the previous episode, we actually saw Tong give it up for Mark. Now that Mark’s been all inside Tong‘s precious fairy vagina, let’s see where the story goes!

It’s the morning after, and apparently Mark had it so good the night before that he thinks in a garden of blooming flowers. A black and white garden, but still a garden! But then he moves around a bit and he smells that one special flower and now the world is full of color!

Mark is then woken up from this dream by Tong, and we as an audience realize that this show has made it clear that vampires don’t sleep or dream, but Tong’s precious fairy vagina Golden Blood really did a number on Mark and knocked him out. You go, Tong!

With the GOONING AND BAITING and fornicating out of the way, the two of them meet with Thara again, who tells them that Nakan is abroad on business and won’t be bothering them for now. What they don’t know is that Nakan has Tonkla and a bunch of other people in some sort of trance or something and they’ve got that identifying mark on their necks as well.

Thara is aware that as she continues to weaken, the power struggle within the vampire world is just going to worsen. She’s also aware that Mark and Tong have fornicated, Since she is a homophobe, she tells Tong that Mark might not actually love him, but is just irresistibly drawn to his precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. She also floats the idea that even if they trult were in love, Tong is going to die while Mark will not. He’ll just leave Mark with a broken heart.

Can I just say, this whole issue of “leave him if you love him” has already been tackled earlier on in the show, and it’s really frustrating to keep retreading this plot again and again? And for characters to react practically the same way every time Thara brings this up? Are you guys doing this just to fill up the 12-episode quota? This was the same problem with My Love Mix-Up! (Thai). If there’s not enough material for a 12-episode show, don’t make a 12-episode show!

Tong tells Mark that he’s spending the night in the school accommodations instead so that he can make up with Tonkla, but he finds that their shared accommodation is empty. Tong heads to the gym instead, where he finds Tonkla practicing basketball. Tonkla is still being pissy and I’ve just had it.

And then they resolve it because now Tonkla listens to Tong. He just wants him to be happy! What have I had? It.

We then get back to them playing basketball and again, I have had it. ALSO NOW I’M JUST REMEMBERING THIS WHATEVER THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ILIAD CLASS THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE. This kinda makes me nostalgic for the product placements from My Love Mix-Up! (Thai). At least those broke up the more repetitive parts.

THANK GOD then because Mark and Tong resolve their whole sorta break up thing before the end of the first 30 minutes of the show because Tong owns up to being selfish and wanting to be with Mark even if it’s just because of his precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. We also find out what’s going to happen when Tong turns 21 — the power of his precious fairy vagina Golden Blood will be gone. I swear this is the first time they’ve brought this up. All throughout it’s been vague what’s going to happen to Tong when he turns 21.

We’re back to Mark’s luxury digs and for some reason Tonkla is sleeping in the same bed as them? Then Mark gets on top of Tong and I think I’ve watched this porno before.

The next day, the guys are back in school and god knows where this show is going now. We’ve got the comedy background music on and did nobody outline this show or anything? This isn’t like Filipino shows, right? This isn’t shoot on the same day, air on the same day, right? Why is it like this? The only thing making me go through with this is because the leads are hot and because of scenes like this:

Anyways, before the start of the game, one of the players comes in with bagfuls of stuff and it’s all from Nakan, who is now sponsoring the team. I don’t even know anymore, honestly. Nakan stays and watch the game and uses his mind control power to make Tonkla faint and…that’s it? Tong’s basketball team doesn’t even lose the tournament.

While the rest of the team is celebrating, Mark receives a call that a potion that he’s asked to be developed as actually been produced. It’s going to dispel any magic done on a victim, or at least that’s the intent. It hasn’t been tested before, but it looks like Mark’s going to end up using it on Tonkla.

He’s not going to be using it on Tonkla at the moment, though, since he’s back at home with Tong. It’s just the two of them now, so maybe some MALICIOUS GAY FAGGOTRY is going to happen. Especially since Mark wants a reward from Tong after he helped the team win the basketball tournament. And he does got a reward, in that Tong is the one sucking the fluid out of him, if you know what I mean.

The next morning as Mark is cooking breakfast, Tong complains that his bussy is sore from last night and Mark responds that he thought he was much more tender the night before and this is how we find out that Tong likes it rough and Mark likes to give it rough. I mean, it’s a match!

Back in school, Tong gives Tonkla the prototype potion that Mark had produced and it looks like it’s effective, since the mark on his neck disappears and Nakan fails to telepathically control him. However, that doesn’t mean that Nakan doesn’t have other ways to get what he wants. Thanks to what I assume is another hypnotized student, Tong is drawn out of his class and abducted.

Thara uses her power to find out where Nakan’s taken Tong, but Mark gets into a car accident on the way there because plot. While Mark (and Tonkla) are out there possibly incapacitated, Tong is with Nakan, who says that when the time comes he’ll be the only one to taste Tong’s precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. He’s wrong since Mark got to it first, but whatever.

When Tong finally wakes up, he immediately gets to work freeing himself from his restraints — where are the guards — and while he’s able to do that, he also ends up cutting himself and draws the vampires to his precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. He manages to escape them by leaving behind the restraints stained with his blood that the vampire guards pile on, but he’s unable to escape from Nakan himself.

Nakan delivers his villain speech, telling Tong that the two of them will be together for a long time because I guess Nakan won’t just drain him dry. He doesn’t get to tell the specifics of his plan, though, because Mark barges in, easily taking care of a bunch of the guards but eventually overpowered by them.

Just when it looks like everything’s lost, it’s Tonkla who barges in and almost saves the day. He’s able to get Tong out of his restraints but in the process finds himself impaled on a pole after Nakan’s punch throws him straight across the room. Mark tries to heal him, but it’s here that we find out that unfortunate side effect of the potion — it doesn’t just dispel the effects of Nakan’s powers, it dispels the effects of every vampire’s powers. Including Mark’s healing ability.