Ron Does Stuff

Oh my goodness, it’s the final episode! Let’s skip over the fact that it’s been almost a month since I watched the previous episode and just get right into the finale!

Thara’s got the whole place set up like a wedding venue at the start of the episode, while Mark and Nakan are hung tied to a tree…somewhere. Oh no, wait, they’re not tied up, they’re nailed to the tree. Damn. The only ally they’re left with is Aunty Wan, and they’re going to her for help.

Tong, on the other hand, is being led to basically slaughter. There are masks, there are robes, it’s like Eyes Wide Shut. Thara threatens Tong by telling him he doesn’t need to have all his body parts for her to take his precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. I mean, okay, sure, but wouldn’t the resulting bleeding mean wasted blood? Let’s be efficient villains here!

Over at Aunty Wan’s place, she’s feeling guilty about inadvertently helping out Thara’s schemes, which, okay, fine, understandable, but a hottie’s about to be devoured in the not fun way! Let’s seek therapy later.

And what is the hottie doing over at Thara’s place. Biting his lip until it bleeds so that the vampire guarding him gets irresistibly drawn to his precious fairy vagina Golden Blood. In that whole mess, Tong somehow frees himself from his bindings and tries to kill himself, but he doesn’t move fast enough and Thara stops him.

Back at Aunty Wan’s place, she reveals there’s a risky way to defeat Thara, and I’m racking my brain to remember if there were any clues to this. Was it the potion that rendered them immune for a bit to Nakan’s mind control powers? That seems to be the only possible thing.

As Mark, Nakan, and Aunty Wan head on over to Thara’s ritual place, Thara commits the congenital sin of all villains and takes too damn long trying to do her villainous deed. Nakan’s story clearly shows all this pageantry isn’t needed and she can just bite him, but villains gotta villain. Now what are you going to do, Mark and the gang are here?

And it is the immunity potion that the guys use on Thara, after a fight scene that was…meh. But it got the job done! Mark and Tong get to escape for a bit, but it looks like Tong has to die for all of this to end. Mark says he’ll be the one to do it if it ever comes to that, but as Nakan points out, that’s pretty intense, dude.

Elsewhere in Thara’s digs, her and Aunty Wan confront each other, and we find out the flaw to the potion plan. It still required extracting blood from Tong, and Thara was able to use some of that extracted blood to boost her powers a bit. So did it also negate the potion? Either way, Thara makes light work of Aunty Wan and Nakan, and it looks like all hope is lost. Tong offers himself up to Mark, telling him to take down Thara so his death is worth it, and after a montage of their sweet moments together, Mark feeds on Tong. And then there’s a burst of golden light!

With the boost from Tong’s precious fairy vagina Golden Blood, Mark is able to confront Thara, but he gets distracted by the thought of living his immortal life alone. Thara then gets distracted by Mark when he brings up how duplicitous she is, letting Nakan grab her from behind. And then Thara brings up Mark living an immortal life alone again and I’m like…girl. We got it the first time. But Mark knows better now and drives his hand through Thara and Nakan’s chest. Then we get the reveal that the previous Golden Blood Thara killed was Nakan’s homosexual lover. GAYS UPON GAYS.

Mark goes back to Tong’s pale corpse, and after having a good cry, gives him a farewell kiss. AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT, HIS BOOSTED HEALING POWER BRINGS TONG BACK TO LIFE. For just a moment, it turns out, but then Tong brings up the solution, which was something I was thinking of even before, but I thought they would go a different direction. Mark turns Tong into a vampire! My initial thought was that since Tong’s precious fairy vagina Golden Blood was making Mark more human, the end result would be Mark becoming human again.

SO. Mark and Tong are now both vampires, and what they’re pushing for now is a vampire coming out, I guess? They also talk to the next bearer of the Golden Blood and tell her that they’ll make sure that her life is as normal as it can possibly be. They also develop a synthetic Golden Blood that will make it easier for them to live amongst humans, I guess since it will sate their blood hunger? And then the vampire homos go on trips around the world!

But wait, there’s more! The show gives us some office!vampire sex! HR violation!

All in all, this was an okay show! I think it kinda sagged near the end, but I think that’s a common problem with almost all the Thai BLs I’ve watched. But I certainly liked this more than either ThamePo or My Love Mix-Up (Thai).