Ron Does Stuff

Suo Wei got a fever at the end of the previous episode, and Chi Cheng hasn’t even explored his anal anatomy yet. What’ll happen in this episode? Let’s find out!

We start this episode with Yue Yue meeting Chi Cheng’s parents and, well, they don’t hate her. And who can blame them? She really studied up and knew well enough to butter them up with gifts and compliments.

Chi Cheng, of course, is pretty meh about it all. He rebuffs her attempt to have him see her parents, and sends her back home with his driver. He does all this because what he’s thinking about is Suo Wei, who. he thinks is afraid to get close to him. Suo Wei’s afraid of you exploring his anal anatomy, Chi Cheng! And maybe he should be right to be afraid of you, because Chi Cheng’s minion just straight up said why don’t you just rape him. Like? The minion tells Chi Cheng that Suo Wei is either too pure…or suspicious.

Over at Xiao Shuai’s clinic, Cheng Yu’s minion arrives to ask for a refill of Cheng Yu’s prescription, as well as to bring dessert. Xiao Shuai asks why it isn’t Cheng Yu bringing this stuff, and the minion goes “OH BUT YOU DIDN’T WANT TO SEE HIM, RIGHT? SO YOU WANT TO SEE HIM NOW?” I wish I had supportive minions.

The next visitor to Xiao Shuai’s clinic is Chi Cheng, who is waiting for Suo Wei and is expecting Xiao Shuai to tell him where he is. He then threatens him with…sex? “If I sleep with you starting this moment, before Wu Suo Wei returns, can we finish?” Like? I wouldn’t be threatened so much as bricked up but I am a broken eldritch being. Anyways, Xiao Shuai gives up Suo Wei’s location, which is the shabby house he lives in with his mother.

Actually, seeing the full set-up of the house now, it’s far from shabby. My place? Now that is shabby and decrepit and sad, but this place? Pretty nice, actually! Anyways, Chi Cheng catches Suo Wei watching gay porn with his legs spread open. IT’S PRACTICALLY AN INVITATION.

Of course, Chi Cheng is eager to turn theory into practice and says he and Suo Wei should just do what Suo Wei’s watching. That line would have worked on my since I am broken, but Suo Wei is not having it. Chi Cheng isn’t taking no for an answer, either, and it’s only Suo Wei’s mother that lets Suo Wei get out of the situation.

Outside of Suo Wei’s room, Chi Cheng gets to know a little bit about Suo Wei’s childhood — how his mom has raised him by herself for 16 years, and how he wants to make a lot of money to pay back all she’s done for him. He says Chi Cheng’s been the only obstacle to that dream, but now Chi Cheng tells him he’s got his back and he can just charge forward. But I’m sure what Suo Wei is hearing is that Chi Cheng wants him on his back so that Chi Cheng can charge forward, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. And he wouldn’t be wrong! BUT ALSO, just like me, the promise of money starts changing Suo Wei’s perception. Now that Chi Cheng is open to being his sugar daddy, he’s finding him a little cute. And you honestly can do so much worse than having Chi Cheng as a sugar daddy.

Of course, Chi Cheng has excellent table manners when needed, and charms Suo Wei’s mother. Suo Wei’s mother also insists that Chi Cheng stay the night because that’s just good hospitality, and now Suo Wei’s butthole is probably twitching from anxiety. Chi Cheng would probably like that too. Especially when Suo Wei’s mom suggest that he just squeeze in with Suo Wei tonight. OH I BET CHI CHENG WANTS TO SQUEEZE SOMETHING IN SUO WEI.

Later that night, there’s a bit of a struggle as the two of them try to come up with an acceptable sleeping arrangement. Suo Wei gives up the bed, but then finds himself starting at Chi Cheng a little too long. Can’t blame him! And later on in the night, Chi Cheng gives up the bed for Suo Wei, and is that a little fondness in Suo Wei’s eyes?

The next day Suo Wei takes Chi Cheng on a tour and Chi Cheng asks if Suo Wei wants to do it in public. Questions that need answers! Part of the tour is to give Chi Cheng sparrows to feed to his snake, as well as to show Chi Cheng his family’s cornfield. But Chi Cheng doesn’t give a fuck about that. He’s here to blackmail Suo Wei into kissing him! Kiss him, or he tells Suo Wei’s mom that he’s jobless. And you know what, I think them showing the kissing is already a huge step for something shown in China? Correct me if I’m wrong, of course, because my only other Chinese BL show is The Untamed and I don’t think that was even fully a BL. the kissing here is actually even better than some other shows in less restrictive Asian countries.

Once Suo Wei comes back home, he finds his mother with a lot of gifts from Chi Cheng. And just like an Asian parent, she tells Suo Wei not to hang out with him any longer because who’s going to like Suo Wei now that he’s got this really nice friend with him. Undermining, the universal Asian parent trait!

Back at Xiao Shuai’s clinic, I genuinely think that Suo Wei’s on a little bit of a high after getting kissed, but he’s brought back down when he finds out that Chi Cheng took all his sugar figures and gave it to Yue Yue. He resolves to show off the next day and ~kidnap~ Chi Cheng, but all that ends up happening is his head ends up in between Chi Cheng’s legs.

They get that sorted out and when Yue Yue calls Chi Cheng to arrange a dinner date, Suo Wei acts up and ends with his head on Chi Cheng’s lap. He can’t deliver, though, because the moment Chi Cheng bends down for a kiss, Suo Wei chickens out. Suo Wei eventually convinces Chi Cheng to eat at a carinderia-type place with him, and if Suo Wei only knew how big of a thing it is for Chi Cheng to do this, he’d be declaring total victory. Suo Wei even sabotages Chi Cheng’s food and Chi Cheng eats it! Suo Wei, baby, reciprocate and swallow Chi Cheng down.

What Suo Wei does do is show off a little skin, which gets Chi Chen hot under the collar, so he takes Suo Wei out and pins him against the car and tries to take off his pants? And then to get away from Chi Cheng, Suo Wei lays down in the backseat of the car? So of course, Chi Cheng gets on top of him?

Chi Cheng finally flat out asks what it is exactly that Suo Wei wants, because he keeps seducing Chi Cheng but won’t let him do anything to him. Suo Wei says it’s because Chi Cheng isn’t his boyfriend, which as Chi Cheng has said before, he doesn’t do. He only does sex!

We now get a brief break from Chi Cheng and Suo Wei’s drama to see Cheng Yu finding out that Suo Wei is straight and that Yue Yue used to be his girlfriend. Cheng Yu thinks that Suo Wei is out to fleece money from Chi Cheng together with Yue Yue, and Cheng Yu isn’t going to stand in the way of Chi Cheng getting humiliated. Cheng Yu also finds out — along with the audience — that Xiao Shuai set up his clinic in the city to get over his ex. Interesting. He also sends a pretty tame picture to Xiao Shuai the next day, but since he retracts the message, he’s betting Xiao Shuai is going to be curious enough to ask about it. Unfortunately, Xiao Shuai doesn’t really care. Or at least is savvy enough to know what Cheng Yu is doing.

Meanwhile, Suo Wei decides to step things up after he sees Yue Yue with Chi Cheng again, and his plan is to…ask Chi Cheng if he’s selling his car? Chi Cheng’s willing to sell it for cheap if it means he gets to bend Suo Wei over. Suo Wei refuses, and I honestly don’t understand how this is helping him? In fact, it’s Suo Wei who gives up in the end and goes home with Chi Cheng after Chi Cheng tells him that he’s giving his girlfriend a ride home.

Back at Chi Cheng’s place, he’s got Suo Wei on the countertop, legs spread, and him telling Suo Wei he’s going to have to spank him, because otherwise he’ll be too arrogant. I mean, don’t threaten Suo Wei with a good time!

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