Ron Does Stuff

We left Pheem in deep doo-doo water in the previous episode, because Than’s finally found out about his lies. How is he going to get out of this one now?

Well, looks like Pheem’s not getting out of it, because while he possibly had a believable explanation for the Wut video, he doesn’t have one for Than’s busted store. Than says he can forgive that, but not Pheem killing people. And I’m like…you’ve literally shot people, Than. Also, since I am unserious, the first thing that came to mind when Than said he could forgive was Morticia saying “All that I can forgive….”

Pheem tries to distance himself from the deaths via technicalities — that crazy lady ~just happened to be there~ when he met with Jason, and he just handed over Wut to his dad — but let’s be honest with ourselves here, Pheem. You knew what the consequences of your actions would be.

Pheem doesn’t make things any better when he tries to stop Than from reporting his dad’s dealing to the authorities, saying that even if Than brings down his dad, there’s going to be another bad person to take his place. But I thought the whole point of this thing was to bring down your dad and his family? I am confusion. Pheem then crosses a line when he brings up how Than was taken off the police force by someone with more power than him. You’ve gone and done it now, Pheem!

And then Pheem pulls a gun on Than! Oh baby. Babe. This is not it. Than pulls out his gun and it’s two phallic symbols pointing at each other. This was not the way I wanted your phallic symbols to point at each other! Shots are heard inside Pheem’s place and then the scene switches to the hospital.

Than’s the one that got shot! And Pheem’s torment doesn’t stop there because his aunt shows up at the hospital where Than’s being treated and doesn’t sympathize with him at all, especially when he’s the one who shot Than. She doesn’t scold him, but she does give him a nasty side-eye.

When Than wakes up after his operation, he asks about the evidence against Thanet, and Pheem once again makes things bad for himself by admitting that he got rid of all of it. I mean, bad for himself with regards to getting Than’s dick. But as for keeping himself out of legal trouble? Things look pretty good! Than rejects Pheem’s promises of him taking care of him moving forward, and who can blame him! It’s been lie after lie from Pheem!

Over at Thanavej, Arisa’s found out about Than being shot, and we as an audience finds out that Pheem’s keeping the details under wraps. But since Arisa isn’t a dumb bitch, she figures out on her own that it was Pheem who shot Than, and that Pheem isn’t ruthless enough to inherit Thanvej because he can’t give up on Than’s dick. Even if they’ve only done it once! I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs!

While all this is going down, Pheem is asking his aunt to help him smooth things overs with Than. And you know what, Arisa is right because while Pheem made himself busy with that, he gets cornered by Thanet and Arisa about Than. Pheem makes a move to kill Than and boy. You’re making one wrong decision after another.

However, Than isn’t in his room because Arisa’s bodyguard warned him ahead of time. Now, she’s probably going to get Than to work with her. Oh, Arisa, I didn’t know your game. Thanavej should go to you. Especially since Pheem succeeds in capturing Than and then shoots in him. I mean, of course Than isn’t dead, he’s one of the leads, but it’s going to be hard to restart a relationship after this!

We then get a montage of Pheem being appointed COO and all the duties that come with it, and what I’m really curious about is how they’re going to write Than’s resurrection. And I think it may be through Pheem’s aunt, because she makes a call to him saying she’s done everything he’s asked and that he should stop contacting her now because he’s not what she thought he was.

There’s a flashback after this, so I’m guessing that some time passed from when Pheem and Than had sex in episode six and the breakdown of the relationship because we didn’t get to see the two of them being domestic and lovey-dovey. Pheem has a little cry over it because he isn’t going to be getting that back anytime soon.

Meanwhile, Jet is pissed off in Da Nang, doing his usual screaming, and his bodyguard is trying to keep him fed with his dick. Jet tells him to go back to Bangkok if he still has friends and family, and the bodyguard says that he doesn’t have any of those, and even if he did, he’d still be with Jet. Oh, just suck his dick in the sauna already!

While Jet is feeding his bodyguard his sausage — it literally happened — Pheem is making his move against Arisa in Bangkok. Arisa, baby, I’m on your side, but I think you moved too quickly. You should have bided your time until Pheem was comfortable before moving against him. Even Arisa recognizes this!

At this point in the episode, we get a hilarious sequence where the death of Jet’s invalid mother is immediately followed by a product placement for a toothpaste brand. H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S Even had the cheerful music included! We find out its Jet’s bodyguard preparing Jet’s toothbrush for him. The bodyguard then gets the call about the death of Jet’s mom, and of course, Jet starts screaming again.

There’s a wake and…are you telling me the family are Catholics? Or maybe Christians? Anyway, Jet makes a scene in front of his mother’s coffin and as hot as the actor is, his acting really tires me out. I know his character is supposed to be hotheaded and impulsive, but surely there are other ways to express that than just shouting all the time.

With Jet’s humiliation complete, Pheem has a little celebratory talk with his mother’s grave, and why didn’t I notice the cross there? Here I was thinking they were all Buddhists? Anyways, even with his victory, Pheem still feels empty because he gave up too much to get his revenge. Than isn’t dicking him down, his aunt doesn’t want to talk to him either.

But we don’t end the episode there. We end with Jet getting the autopsy report on his mother, where he finds out that his mom died of insulin shock…and the visitor who was there was Pheem. DUN DUN DUN!

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