Ron Does Stuff

At the end of the previous episode, Suo Wei was on a countertop, legs spread, with Chi Cheng threatening to spank him. I mean, talk about a cliffhanger!

Unfortunately, Suo Wei delays things once more by saying he’s hungry. Chi Cheng relents, when the proper response would have been “Let me feed you this dick!” or something.

But Chi Cheng did succeed in getting Suo Wei hot and heavy, and when Suo Wei opens the fridge to drink something cool, what he sees are his sugar figures, being kept in pristine condition. Awww. Now will you let Chi Cheng hit it? Chi Cheng see Suo Wei looking at the sugar figures and is that fondness I see? What happened to Mr. I only do sex?

After getting fed, Suo Wei is still considering going home because if he doesn’t, he’s definitely getting railed. However, he hears a message on Chi Cheng’s phone from Yue Yue and that loosens his hole strengthens his resolve to see this thing through.

OR MAYBE NOT. Because when Chi Cheng tries to get things started, Suo Wei tries to flip it around and be the top. But Chi Cheng isn’t having it and flips Suo Wei and the butt squeezing? The attempted sexual assault? I’m a broken person because it got me a little hot? I mean, I can talk about it, but I think that’s best left to me and the shrink I’m not seeing.

Maybe I just want my ass squeezed, I don’t know.

The next day, Suo Wei shows up at Xiao Shuai’s clinic and asks Xiao Shuai to grab his waist, thinking that he’ll get the same reaction he got when Chi Cheng touched his waist, but that’s not the case. Maybe your body is more honest than you are, Suo Wei!

We then get the origin of Chi Cheng and Cheng Yu’s rivalry. Back in college, Cheng Yu stole Chi Cheng’s boyfriend Wang Shuo from him, Suo Wei realizes that Chi Cheng will literally kill him when he finds out that Suo Wei is just using him to get back at Yue Yue. Xiao Shuai tells him that he’ll get him in touch with Cheng Yu, for protection, I guess? I don’t understand what the plan is there.

At his mother’s place, Suo Wei is trying to wean her away from Chi Cheng’s gifts, but what she gets instead is that they also need to give Chi Cheng gifts. Mom, your son’s hole is the only gift Chi Cheng wants. But she gives Chi Cheng corn instead and I guess that’s okay since Chi Cheng won’t be bottoming any time soon. I’M SORRY THERE WAS A JOKE TO BE MADE AND I MADE IT.

Over at Cheng Yu’s place, we find out that Chi Cheng’s sister is coming back and that it’s going to make things lively. But the life that Cheng Yu wants to liven up is Xiao Shuai’s, and he does so by passing by the clinic, correctly guessing that Xiao Shuai would stop them and make him stay. There’s talk about snakes that Xiao Shuai thinks will lead to Cheng Yu talking about Wang Shuo, but he severely underestimated Cheng Yu’s ability to deflect.

However, it does help Suo Wei realize that maybe Chi Cheng isn’t out to humiliate him at Yue Yue’s bidding, but genuinely just wants to fuck him. Suo Wei, baby, don’t immediately think it’s love! The man said he only does sex! Believe a person when they tell you who and what they are!

One good thing that the realization does is it makes Suo Wei decide to tell Chi Cheng the truth. Whether he survives that confession is another thing!

Unfortunately, Suo Wei decides to tell Chi Cheng the truth when Chi Cheng is trying to drink his sorrows away because it’s Wang Shuo’s birthday. Suo Wei finds out that Chi Cheng and Wang Shuo were together for three years, and Chi Cheng still hasn’t gotten over him despite the two of them having broken up six years ago. Wang Shuo must have been tight.

The conversation does make Suo Wei guilty even more about what he’s done so far. And then he sees Chi Cheng ate all the corn his mom gave him and boy those poops. Chi Cheng’s going to feel those poops! BUT ANYWAY. All of this makes Suo Wei feel even guiltier about what he’s done and I think he was going to stop, but then Yue Yue calls him and she thinks he’s badmouthing her to Chi Cheng. What she doesn’t know is that Suo Wei is trying to steal Chi Cheng from her. She also doesn’t know she’s being used as a beard.

Meanwhile, another person that’s now also feeling guilt about his involvement in the whole affair is Xiao Shuai, because Cheng Yu points out that now that he’s gotten the information he needs about Chi Cheng, Xiao Shuai won’t give him any more attention. And then Cheng Yu casually drops the fact that he knows Suo Wei’s just seducing Chi Cheng to get back at Yue Yue, so now Xiao Shuai’s blackmailed to going on a date with him.

The date is at a Thai restaurant where Xiao Shuai actually enjoys the food, and Cheng Yu tells him that his company knows all the good restaurants around and maybe he could take Xiao Shuai to all of them. And maybe this is just me but it sounded like Barbara Novak taking about all the dates she went on with Catcher Block.

After that date, wefind out that neither Suo Wei or Chi Cheng have called each other after that drunken night where Chi Cheng had his moment of vulnerability, so when Suo Wei finally calls after several days, Chi Cheng tries to be all nonchalant about it. Suo Wei and Xiao Shuai do figure out that Chi Cheng is just embarassed about his moment of vulnerability despite it being exactly what the judges were looking for and Suo Wei isn’t going to admit it but I think he finds it cute. They then formulate a new plan to get Chi Cheng and Yue Yue to break up and honestly it’s too convoluted to recap.

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