Ron Does Stuff

I know, I know, I missed a couple of weeks. But it’s been a busy few weeks for me so I’ve had to finish what I could and just try to come back. But I’m back on this show now!

At the end of the previous episode, it looks like Suo Wei and Chi Cheng’s relationship is starting to get more emotionally intimate, and Xiao Shuai might just be starting to get into Cheng Yu. And since we’re almost at the halfway point of the show, I guess that’s to be expected.

Okay, so the guy who shows up isn’t Cheng Yu. It’s Suo Wei in a car he bought from Chi Cheng. He takes Xiao Shuai out for a ride and they celebrate Suo Wei succeeding in foiling Yue Yue’s social mobility plan. Suo Wei is also in denial about his feelings for Chi Cheng, trying to make it look that they’re just going to be business partners now. Xiao Shuai doesn’t believe his bullshit though, and makes him admit that he has feelings for Chi Cheng. However, Suo Wei says he can’t be with Chi Cheng because if they get together, he’s for sure going to be the bottom and he can’t take that. Suo Wei, babe, Chi Cheng is rich and hot. Grit your teeth and take it. Let him explore your

Chi Cheng and Suo Wei open their art installation business and wouldn’t you know it, Yue Yue shows up. How’d she get an invitation? Anyways, she still recognizes Suo Wei and she makes an attempt to get back in his good graces again. Unfortunately, Suo Wei isn’t into what she’s offering right now. And then Suo Wei says that he’s with Chi Cheng now and that he paid for everything Yue Yue has now? I don’t understand revealing all of this? I mean, it’s hilarious, I just don’t get why now?

After the launch of their business, we’re now at a club where Suo Wei is partying. Chi Cheng is watching him with fondness in his eyes, and lemme tell you, if a rich, hot guy was looking at me like that? I would have bent over! In this economy? Anyways, Suo Wei gets a little too turnt, but not too turnt that he would admit that now that the relationship with Yue Yue has been broken up, there’s no reason for Suo Wei to be around him. But we do get some lovely stuff with Chi Cheng taking care of a drunk Suo Wei, so there’s that!

The next scene we see must be days after that, because Suo Wei is in a bad mood because Chi Cheng has been on a business trip for days now and hasn’t been messaging him as often. Xiao Shuai tells him he should message Chi Cheng instead, but Suo Wei redirects that energy and asks if Cheng Yu is still ~pestering~ Xiao Shuai. Turns out he hasn’t! See, both Chi Cheng and Cheng Yu are ignoring them? Those two are fucking.

Xiao Shuai thinks it’s because of the economic divide between them, and honestly, that’s probably true. But Suo Wei has a pressing concern: can straight men go back to being straight after liking another man? Xiao Shuai is being a bad gay mentor because hello, bisexuality exists? Bi-erasure!

But we can talk about that later because Chi Cheng returns unexpectedly and catches Suo Wei doing research on…I guess how to turn back straight? There’s a little argument that leads to Chi Cheng tying Suo Wei’s hands with his belt and then they’re kissing. And…I think Chi Cheng finally explored Suo Wei’s

I’m not sure! At least until the next scene, where it does look like Suo Wei’s bussy is still pristine and untouched. Suo Wei tries to break up with Chi Cheng by telling him that he’s not a person who reads or who is articulate, and Chi Cheng responds by telling him that he’s always loved Suo Wei’s loser self. A rich, hot guy willing to fuck and finance my loser self? Suo Wei, baby, that is the jackpot.

Anyways, Chi Cheng takes Suo Wei back to Xiao Shuai’s clinic and is all up in him in the shower, and Xiao Shuai walks in on them. Quite honestly? I don’t think Chi Cheng was trying to hit, so much as showing Xiao Shuai who’s the boss here. Xiao Shuai confront Suo Wei about it the next day, and we find out that Suo Wei tried to ~take it~, but it was too big for him. Hot, rich, and hung? Suo Wei, you are not fully appreciating the wealth of riches before you! Xiao Shuai will buy poppers for him though, so maybe we’ll see some progress there.

While we wait for the poppers to arrive, Suo Wei visits his mom, who of course wants him to send some loquats to Chi Cheng. She’s curious as to why Chi Cheng is so nice to them, and Suo Wei can’t say that it’s because Chi Cheng wants to destroy his hole.

As for Chi Cheng, he’s over at Xiao Shuai’s clinic, confronting him about plotting against him, and he threatens Xiao Shuai with rape. My goodness. Chi Cheng’s telling Xiao Shuai to help Suo Wei get over whatever it is that’s stopping him from getting railed, because while Chi Cheng can’t rape Suo Wei, he says he won’t have any problem raping Xiao Shuai. I know this is a familiar trope from all the way back to the Meteor Garden days, but I didn’t know they were still doing it!

So…Xiao Shuai tells Suo Wei that it’s his hole that’s getting wrecked if Suo Wei doesn’t give up his, and Suo Wei’s solution is to go to Cheng Yu and tell him to do something about it. Cheng Yu tells Suo Wei to give up his hole, and I am telling everyone why are you guys encouraging rape as a valid form of negotiation.

Cheng Yu tells Suo Wei that every guy that Chi Cheng’s bent over has come out of the experience glowing, and when Suo Wei feels some type of way about it, Cheng Yu asks if Suo Wei’s happy that he’s one of them, or if he’s angry that he’s not the only one. Suo Wei avoids that question, and asks Cheng Yu to pursue some other guy instead so Chi Cheng leaves Xiao Shuai alone. Which is really Cheng Yu’s plan to have Xiao Shuai pursue him this time around.

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