Ron Does Stuff

Again, like I said in my latest Percy Jackson and the Olympians post, January was a tough month for me, which is why it’s been more than a month since I watched an episode of this show. But things are hopefully better now, so I’m getting right back into it!

Reading my previous post about this show, I’ve now been updated that we left off with a bevy of rape threats and Cheng Yu managing to somehow turn it into a situation where Xiao Shuai is now the one pursuing him. Hey, if it works, it works!

The episode starts with Xiao Shuai counting down the days until Chi Cheng wrecks his bussy. He’s not counting it down in anticipation, mind you. While Xiao Shuai is worrying about his

Cheng Yu drops by and tries to get his flirt on, but then some rando from the street just drops a girl who slit her wrist at the clinic. Like…what? Either way, Xiao Shuai goes into doctor mode, and that flirting takes a back seat for now. When the girl wakes up, she’s not exactly thinking straight and tries to off herself again, wounding Xiao Shuai in the process. Cheng Yu isn’t happy about his and tells Xiao Shuai to just let her die since she’s doing all of this over a guy, which then makes Xiao Shuai tell Cheng Yu that it’s playboys like him that drive people to kill themselves. Honey, the melodrama. But I knew that was what I was going to get.

Of course, with Xiao Shuai injured, we get some hurt/comfort that lets Xiao Shuai see how caring Cheng Yu can be. Cheng Yu then tells him that he’s come up with another plan to save Xiao Shuai’s bootyhole from Chi Cheng, but we don’t get to hear what that plan is just yet.

Or maybe I should have just waited, because the next scene tells us what the plan is: get Chi Cheng back together with his ~Snake Lord~, who I’m guessing is the Wang Shuo that’s been spoken about before. Xiao Shuai thinks it’s the perfect plan, because Wang Shuo can take on both Chi Cheng and Cheng Yu, but what do we have here? Suo Wei isn’t exactly thrilled that Chi Cheng might finally lose interest in him. It doesn’t help that Chi Cheng isn’t a presence at the office at the moment, so Suo Wei thinks he’s actually gone back to Wang Shuo.

Xiao Shuai isn’t helping out either, because when Suo Wei finally visits the clinic, Xiao Shuai builds Wang Shuo up like some perfect specimen. I only get what he’s trying to do near the end of his monologue, when he pricks Suo Wei’s pride by telling him that he can’t even sleep with Chi Cheng, so just give him up already to Wang Shuo. Suo Wei starts to stew, until he finally breaks and heads to Chi Cheng so that Chi Cheng can explore his

And would you look at that, he didn’t even have to go far because Chi Cheng’s already at the clinic. Because he’s been stewing all day, it’s Suo Wei who makes the first move, and I gotta say, it was kinda hot. And then Suo Wei bites Chi Cheng, and now we’re cooking with gas. I could do without Suo Wei being infantilized, but since I am also broken and needing therapy, I gotta admit that Chi Cheng asking “Are you mine then?” all deep voiced and shit? Hot. I have a problem, and I am aware of it. And then he says “Who the heck dares to steal my man?” And you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A PROBLEM.

However, the wrecking of Suo Wei’s bussy is delayed again, because Chi Cheng’s dad calls and tells him to go home or he’s tearing down Chi Cheng’s art installation company. At least, this time around, it’s not Suo Wei that’s getting in the way.

Who’s getting in the way? It looks like it’s Cheng Yu, who arranges a meeting with Suo Wei in the same club where Chi Cheng had Xiao Long Bao gang raped back in episode one. My goodness. Cheng Yu leaves Suo Wei in a room full of faggots queens, and I don’t know what the plan is here.

Maybe the plan is to get Suo Wei to break up with Chi Cheng? Because the faggot queen Cheng Yu leaves Suo Wei with tells him that Chi Cheng is into the hardcore stuff, and the guys he fucks here get fucked. The faggot queen even shows the cigarette burns that Chi Cheng left on him, and what the fuck. Not to kink shame or whatever, but I think Chi Cheng and Suo Wei need to talk about sexual boundaries because the two of them might not be on the same level, experience-wise. But then it looks like Cheng Yu orchestrated it? So was it true or not?

Either way, now Suo Wei doesn’t want to sleep with Chi Cheng again, and Xiao Shuai asks Cheng Yu if he can hide out at his place until Chi Cheng forgets about raping him. Honey, baby, sweet summer child, I think it’s Cheng Yu planning on raping you.

Over at their company, Suo Wei is sulking, and Chi Cheng gets slutshamed for having a voracious sexual appetite. It was between consenting adults, Suo Wei! It wasn’t dirty! But Chi Cheng’s bodyguard fixes things by telling Suo Wei that Chi Cheng went to that club again, so now Suo Wei storms there and tells Chi Cheng to stop it because they’re going to get married. At least, that’s what I think getting a certificate means. This whole episode has been a pretty convoluted scheme, but then again, I knew this was what I was getting into!

They go back to Chi Cheng’s new place, and then we fade to black as Chi Cheng approaches Suo Wei with a belt in hand. Now, was this really fade to black, or am I watching a censored version?

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