Ron Does Stuff

It’s literally been two months since I watched the previous episode, and it’s a real shame because this show has been so entertaining and so over-the-top. But now I’m getting right back into it!

When last we left this show, Chi Cheng was approaching Suo Wei with a belt in hand. Will we get to see what happens, or was this censored in the previous episode and still censored now?

I guess it won’t be censored, because not only is there a belt, there’s also a blindfold. And then candy in Suo Wei’s mouth as Chi Cheng’s kissing him? And the kissing? This is definitely more explicit than the other BLs I’ve been watching! Also, Chi Cheng asking Suo Wei to call him hubby and then Suo Wei saying no? This MALICIOUS GAY FAGGOTRY needs to stop!

The next day, Suo Wei looks up at Chi Cheng with his bottom eyes, but refuses any help getting up when Chi Cheng offers it so they can eat breakfast. When he finally makes his way to the breakfast table, he’s hobbling because his ass got wrecked the night before. And Chi Cheng looks really smug about it. He’s also prepared a spread for breakfast because he wants stamina from Suo Wei. He wants Suo Wei to be able to take it more than a few times.

Suo Wei tries to call Xiao Shuai after breakfast, but I swear Xiao Shuai has said before that he’s a virgin who can’t drive, or am I misremembering? Anyways, he’s looking for him to ask for some gay sex advice, but Xiao Shuai is over at Cheng Yu’s place, being amazed by his baking skills. Cheng Yu tells him that none of the guys he’s been with in the past have tasted his cooking, and the only one who has is Chi Cheng. It would be so funny if the end game couple is Chi Cheng and Cheng Yu.

Xiao Shuai returns to his clinic later that night, not knowing that Suo Wei is also in the clinic waiting for him. But that really doesn’t factor in, because apparently, this whole sequence is for Cheng Yu to find out that Xiao Shuai has ~essence~ in his office. I am guessing this is some kind of aphrodisiac? Whatever it is, Cheng Yu’s planning to do something with it.

What exactly does he plan to do with it? We’ll have to find out later, because we’re back to Suo Wei and Chi Cheng. Suo Wei is trying to weasel out of another night of Chi Cheng exploring his

and Chi Cheng sorta lets him? But it’s only because Chi Cheng’s figured out that Suo Wei’s been spending his nights at Xiao Shuai’s clinic, and now he’s thinking that Suo Wei’s ignored him for two nights because he’s with Xiao Shuai in the ~biblical~ sense. So, to reestablish ~dominance~, he ~gets to know~ Suo Wei in the ~biblical~ sense again, and it’s that scene that Xiao Shuai walks into when he makes his nightly return to his clinic.

BUT! Xiao Shuai realizes that his own bussy is now safe from the rape threats Chi Cheng made back in episode 10. So he can move out of Cheng Yu’s place. But does he want to? Complicating matters even further is Chi Cheng using Suo Wei’s phone to make it look like Cheng Yu already knew about Chi Cheng blowing Suo Wei’s bussy out and didn’t tells Xiao Shuai about it.

Xiao Shuai heads to Cheng Yu’s place to fight, but Cheng Yu opens the door after a shower and now he wants to be the one blowing out bussy. And in a totally expected turn of events, the aphrodisiac essence gets sprayed on both of them so now Xiao Shuai’s bussy is going to be loosened up. HOWEVER, the horny buzz is dampened when Xiao Shuai brings up his ex, totally involuntarily, because he’s drugged out of his mind. I don’t remember if he brought this up before, but it seems like Xiao Shuai’s ex assaulted him? I only remember Xiao Shuai getting his heart broken, not getting assaulted. The next morning, Xiao Shuai wakes up with a headache but an intact hymen bussy, but with Cheng Yu not at the house. Is he going to be hunting Xiao Shuai’s ex?

Meanwhile, Chi Cheng is visiting Suo Wei’s mother with gifts in hand. But it looks like Suo Wei’s mother is sick, and Chi Cheng takes it upon himself to bring her to the hospital. Of course, this is to absolve him of the rape threats he made to Xiao Shuai, because Xiao Shuai’s now told Suo Wei all about it. Suo Wei does think that now he can tell Chi Cheng that he approached him before just to punish Yue Yue, but I think Chi Cheng already knows? I’m sorry, but it’s been literal months since I watched an episode!

Now that his own problem’s sorta out of the way, Suo Wei asks if Xiao Shuai and Cheng Yu have fucked, but Xiao Shuai thinks that Cheng Yu doesn’t actually like him. Babe, he likes you enough to not wreck your hole. But he doesn’t know that. What he “knows” is that Chi Cheng’s been the only one other than him to taste Cheng Yu’s cooking, so now he thinks Cheng Yu actually likes Chi Cheng.

While all that’s happening, Chi Cheng is back from the hospital with Suo Wei’s mom, and I guess I was misremembering, because Chi Cheng does not know that Suo Wei and Yue Yue were together before. Suo Wei’s mom doesn’t fully expose him, though, so I guess the ~drama~ is going to happen when Chi Cheng and Suo Wei are face to face.

In fact, Suo Wei is over at Chi Cheng’s apartment, rehearsing what he’s going to say, but his plans get derailed by Chi Cheng bringing food, and then bringing out a gift for him. I’m sorry, but if a rich, hot man is willing to house me, feed me, and clothe me, and all I have to do is give up my bussy? In this economy? Deal.

Anyways, Suo Wei gets to deliver his prepared speech, but Chi Cheng throws a wrench in the works by accepting responsibility and apologizing. He says he regrets being forceful and I actually say “Girl, eat my ass!” out loud because girl. Girl.

Either way, Suo Wei can’t confess about the whole Yue Yue affair now, because Chi Cheng wasn’t a dick, and now Chi Cheng is telling him that he hates liars the most. But to Suo Wei’s credit, it looks like he really will come clean to Chi Cheng, despite the possibility of Chi Cheng breaking up with him. Or at least I think he’s going to come clean, because the episode ends just as he’s about to say it.

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