Ron Does Stuff

Okay, at least this time around, it hasn’t been two months since I watched the previous episode. It’s just been a month! But I’m back at it again this time around!

At the end of the last episode, it looked like Suo Wei was going to tell Chi Cheng that all of this was a ruse to get back at Yue Yue. Will that actually happen now? Or will something happen that delays this revelation?

Suo Wei does come clean! Sorta. Because I was remembering correctly, and Chi Cheng does know that all this was initially a ruse to get to Yue Yue. Well, okay, Chi Cheng only knows Suo Wei had a girlfriend, but not Yue Yue. He doesn’t want to know, because he can’t stand that Suo Wei had “an unforgettable relationship in a history that can’t change.” And you know what? I like that line!

So Suo Wei technically didn’t come clean, and now he doesn’t plan to since Chi Cheng doesn’t want to know. We still have 11 episodes left of the show, so I’m guessing this is going to come up again down the line. Maybe even in this episode! And I can’t blame Suo Wei for not telling because Chi Cheng is saying the two of them are a family? And that Suo Wei’s in charge of the family’s money? Baby, spread that bussy open. Even Xiao Shuai is calling him out for not reciprocating Chi Cheng’s clinginess.

To his credit, Suo Wei tries. He buys Chi Cheng pants that are a size smaller, and Chi Cheng promises to wear them all his life. But he’s still so stingy, and if it’s going to be like that, Chi Cheng wants something in return. To quote Chi Cheng,

The next day, Suo Wei is actually online finding out how to date a man, and even hangs out with Xiao Shuai, because apparently, Chi Cheng is young and vigorous and won’t leave his bussy alone. He’s in it every hour, every minute, every second.

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Xiao Shuai advises him that the best way to ~trap a man~ is to not satisfy him, but Suo Wei just wants to satisfy Chi Cheng because maybe that’ll finally get him to stop railing him. Sketchy advice there from Xiao Shuai, but at this point in the show, I really shouldn’t be surprised.

But aside from that bad advice, looks like Xiao Shuai is an asset to the community. He regularly has a medical mission, as we call it here in the ~Global South~, and Cheng Yu’s feeling ~fond~ about it. And while Cheng Yu hasn’t been contacting him in a while, he does send Xiao Shuai some of the pastries he’s made. Cute!

Back at the clinic, Chi Cheng and Suo Wei are engaging in some PDA, and Xiao Shuai has had it. And wouldn’t you know it, Cheng Yu’s at the clinic! Maybe Xiao Shuai can engage in some PDA of his own! But Xiao Shuai’s taking it the wrong way, because he thinks Cheng Yu’s only at the clinic because Chi Cheng is at the clinic. After all, Chi Cheng’s the only other person who’s tasted Cheng Yu’s cooking.

However, Cheng Yu misunderstands and thinks Xiao Shuai is made because of the previous episode, where he thought Cheng Yu left him alone after wrecking his bussy. Cheng Yu comes clean and tells Xiao Shuai that his bussy is still very much intact, and that he will ask for consent before destroying Xiao Shuai’s hole. Consent is sexy, people!

But Xiao Shuai isn’t letting go of the Chi Cheng storyline he’s got going in his head. He really thinks that Cheng Yu didn’t sleep with him because Cheng Yu wants Chi Cheng, which Xiao Shuai thinks is stupid because both Cheng Yu and Chi Cheng are tops. I mean, they can be versatile, Xiao Shuai! Don’t be too quick to categorize!

Categorization will have to wait because he just got a message from a friend about Meng Tao being a jerk. There’s a photo with text on it that comes with the message, but I can’t read Chinese, so I am assuming that it’s not any good, since Xiao Shuai goes to a bar afterwards to get drunk. And Cheng Yu’s still tailing him like a lovesick puppy! Xiao Shuai is definitely topping from the bottom when they finally fuck.

So, what I’m gathering is that Xiao Shuai still has trauma from being assaulted, understandably so. And now he’s home drunk with Cheng Yu, being very ~sultry~. If it were some other guy, Xiao Shuai would probably be reliving his trauma again, but Cheng Yu proves he’s a good man and leaves him alone. Cheng Yu even makes him hangover soup and breakfast!

While Cheng Yu and Xiao Shuai are sort of having a peaceful breakfast, Suo Wei and Chi Cheng are out and about because Suo Wei is afraid that if they keep staying in the house, Chi Cheng is going to fuck him to death. And honestly? I am a broken person who needs therapy, because I would be fine with that. Give this sentence some punctuation and end it. Chi Cheng says that all the date ideas Suo Wei is getting online are heteronormative, and you know what? Happy Pride, Chi Cheng. What Chi Cheng does is buy Suo Wei what he wants, and I think spoiling someone is universal. I would like to be spoiled!

We then get scenes of Suo Wei trying to exhaust Chi Cheng throughout the day so he won’t have energy at night to explore his

Well, what happens is they end up making out in public.

Suo Wei’s plan to tire Chi Cheng out obviously doesn’t work, so he fabricates(?) an office emergency, and Chi Cheng is left at home playing games. Chi Cheng’s right-hand man thinks Suo Wei might be cheating on him, and now the idea is stuck in Chi Cheng’s mind.

He and his minion head to the office to catch Suo Wei cheating on him, but it turns out that all the nights Suo Wei spent in the office was to make a bigger vivarium for Chi Cheng’s snake. Chi Cheng is obviously floored, and I think Suo Wei’s bussy is going to get worked even more. God, if I had a rich man wrapped around my finger like Suo Wei does Chi Cheng, my life would be set.

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